College Student Hits Cop Car While Driving Drunk and Taking Topless Selfie

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 10/27/2016 at 16:28 • Filed to: Dumbass

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I can’t... Just read the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

MonkeePuzzle > PatBateman 10/27/2016 at 16:30

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the topless selfie is not in the article .

#SavedYouAClick #EndClickbait

shop-teacher > PatBateman 10/27/2016 at 16:31

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The tag says best.

PatBateman > MonkeePuzzle 10/27/2016 at 16:31

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Next time.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > MonkeePuzzle 10/27/2016 at 16:32

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Good man

PatBateman > shop-teacher 10/27/2016 at 16:33

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I use tags to further express my thoughts on the matter. Like hashtags, but without the pound signs.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > PatBateman 10/27/2016 at 16:34

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“and was also issued a citation for minor in possession of alcohol.”

This confused me for a bit, because Canada.

No distracted driving charges?

PatBateman > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 10/27/2016 at 16:35

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Not sure if it’s illegal there to take selfies while driving. Stupid, yes, but not illegal.

404 - User No Longer Available > MonkeePuzzle 10/27/2016 at 16:36

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Well judging by the mugshot I don’t think it’s a pleasant sight... I feel bad for the officer.

MonkeePuzzle > 404 - User No Longer Available 10/27/2016 at 16:36

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you dont wanna see the rest of that mermaid?

crowmolly > PatBateman 10/27/2016 at 16:37

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I’m actually kind of shocked that people still use “coed”.

DynamicWeight > 404 - User No Longer Available 10/27/2016 at 16:38

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I’d hit it.

CB > PatBateman 10/27/2016 at 16:45

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There’d be a ticket if it happened in Ontario. Can’t use your phone while driving.

Takuro Spirit > MonkeePuzzle 10/27/2016 at 16:45

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U DA REEL MVP

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > PatBateman 10/27/2016 at 16:50

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Is Brazos a portmanteau of Bra and Bozos?

Future next gen S2000 owner > 404 - User No Longer Available 10/27/2016 at 16:53

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Don’t judge a book by its cover. They could be magnificent. Or not.

PatBateman > crowmolly 10/27/2016 at 16:53

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There’s a reason why I used “student” instead of coed.

MonkeePuzzle > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 10/27/2016 at 16:56

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it was canada, she was mostly cited for not apologising 

PatBateman > PotbellyJoe and 42 others 10/27/2016 at 16:56

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If it wasn’t before, it is starting right now.

Cé hé sin > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 10/27/2016 at 17:06

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“Minor”? She’s twenty. How old do you have to be to be all grown up there?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee 10/27/2016 at 17:06

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Depends on the State, a lot of States still treat cell phone use as “secondary offenses” meaning you can’t be pulled over for it however if you are pulled over for something else it will get added onto the ticket.

shop-teacher > PatBateman 10/27/2016 at 17:13

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I don’t care for pound signs. They’re distracting.

shop-teacher > Cé hé sin 10/27/2016 at 17:15

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21 is the drinking age in a the US. 18 to vote, 18 to go to war, but 21 to have a beer. Crazy.

Nauraushaun > PatBateman 10/27/2016 at 17:29

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He also noticed an open bottle of wine in the center console cup holder.

You see what you Americans have done with your over-sized cupholders YOU’VE KILLED US ALL

ps. gunna need pics on this one. Did the take the photo for her boyfriend? Where is it?

MTL Engineer in Training > PatBateman 10/27/2016 at 17:40

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How is 20 a minor? Oh wait, America.

therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now) > MonkeePuzzle 10/27/2016 at 17:43

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Well Shit

therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now) > Cé hé sin 10/27/2016 at 17:44

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Because of the cold, we all hibernate in the winter, making us age slower.

404 - User No Longer Available > CB 10/27/2016 at 18:00

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BC as well I think. I read about traps there, with officers dressed as hobos to patrol at intersections.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > PatBateman 10/27/2016 at 18:03

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In my province per the highway traffic act, “No person shall use a hand-operated electronic device while driving a vehicle on a highway” and goes on to explain that any function of the device (or even simply holding it in such a way that one could use it) is considered using it.

Unless she was taking a selfie on film, that would be an offence with similar consequences to a DUI.

I also learned today while looking it up to make sure I was correct that it’s illegal to operate a hovercraft on or across a highway. Darn.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Cé hé sin 10/27/2016 at 18:07

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Legal drinking age depends on the province, but it’ll be either 18 or 19. In mine it’s 18.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > therevengeofthesaab (really likes pre-2005 hondas right now) 10/27/2016 at 18:08

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Maybe you hibernate... true Canadians go outside and enjoy the best season of them all.

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 10/27/2016 at 18:11

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That’s horrible. In my province and most others, it’s a penalty that gives as many demerits as a DUI. You just have to be holding the thing.

CB > 404 - User No Longer Available 10/27/2016 at 18:22

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That actually happened to my friend in Ottawa. She was using her iPod to change the music playing, and that’s when they got her.

Leadbull > Takuro Spirit 10/27/2016 at 18:25

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I’m sure you didn’t want to see those exposed fasteners, right?

ITA Hondaboy > PatBateman 10/27/2016 at 19:17

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I’m a little disappointed, how is this not from Florida?!?

Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > shop-teacher 10/27/2016 at 19:39

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and cigarettes in San Francisco...

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > PatBateman 10/27/2016 at 20:03

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chest tattoo tells me she has a history of bad decisions.

PatBateman > ITA Hondaboy 10/27/2016 at 20:08

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Because Aggies.

yitznewton > PatBateman 10/27/2016 at 20:35

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Weird, first good-looking Batshit Babe

scoob > PatBateman 10/27/2016 at 21:52

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That is a rough 20.

Source: am 20.

PatBateman > scoob 10/27/2016 at 21:57

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SHIT, I just noticed that. You’re right.

NJAnon > PatBateman 10/27/2016 at 21:58

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I want to take this time to point out that there isn’t some statute of limitations on the saying of “don’t do drugs and alcohol in school”.

I get it that college can get rough, but resorting to hard liquor or cocaine isn’t the answer. :P

PatBateman > NJAnon 10/27/2016 at 22:00

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She definitely needs to lay off the booze. And any other substances that she may or may not be on.

The Stig's former college room mate > PatBateman 10/28/2016 at 08:42

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I will need to see this alleged topless selfie, otherwise this is purely circumstantial. She may have just had an itch which required her to remove her shirt and unhook her bra. She might have felt a spider crawl down her shirt. There are dozens of possibilities.

i’m just looking out for her civil rights, you know. :)

Now_looking_for_a_cheap_car > PatBateman 10/28/2016 at 13:22

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Is this a thing on oppo ?

PatBateman > Now_looking_for_a_cheap_car 10/28/2016 at 13:36

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What? Posting about interesting auto-related topics?